SPOTD: Squeaky soles

Brand spankin' new shoes constructed with strange materials sound funny against concrete floors.  Each step sounded like I was slapping the ground with a rubber duck.  My Simple Pleasure of the Day is the tiny hilarity of squeaky soles.

Squeaky shoes are almost as funny as:

- Squeaky pants.  If you're rocking the leather look down south, let it be a cool day so your sweat doesn't decide to turn up the noise.

- A squeaky jacket.  One false move and you're blamed for uncontrollable bodily functions.

- Any other squeaky fashion item that's not supposed to squeak.