My mistake / genius idea of purchasing an entire bag of Oreos for myself has lead to a boost in my daily calorie intake. So much so that my calorie counter app tracking what I call my "weight maintain-ment" is yelling at me for a not-so-healthy gain for my day (I'm talking hundreds of calories over). To compensate, I decided to get some upbeat dancy songs through my speakers to dance off as many calories as possible no matter how ridiculous I look alone in my living room.
Oreos have consequences, and can lead to:
- More Oreos. What is arguably my favorite cookie has been all too present since my last paycheck where I let myself buy some extra things. Once one bag came, another bag followed.
- A sugar high. When lunch consists of six or seven or nine Oreos and a glass of milk, there's bound to be some twitching or racing thoughts from the sudden rush of junk food.
- A late night glass of milk turning into a Santa moment. It's as if I purposely left out a glass of milk and cookies for myself. Sadly I will not have any presents appear in the morning due to it being... well APRIL.
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