Purchasing a roll of wrapping paper caused some unintentional
jousting on my bike ride home as my Simple Pleasure of the Day. The only way to steer the bike and hold the roll at the same time properly was to stick it out towards the road in front of me like I was riding towards another biker to defend my commute route. Lucky for me, I was the only rider with a lance that I did not plan to use as more than wrapping paper.
How would I do in an actual jousting match? I'd either:
- Ride in the opposite direction.
- Drop the lance by accident or because of my sweaty nervous hands.
- Attempt the match, successfully hurt the other person, and feel HORRIBLE about it regardless if I won or not because I don't like hurting people.
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